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Skyrim.
Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.
I'd be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.
Well my last game was Pubg new state.. ;-) ded for sure.
Rust from Payday 2... im about to make a shit load of money boys
bob in gtnh, so i can create everything and finally automate all those annoying chores (like cleaning the flat or tidy up)!
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
I’d be Atsu … def not taking on entire compounds by myself lol
Open your eyes. Wake up link..!
Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.
Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.
Guess it’s about time that I fuck that octopus head, then.
Pokemon FireRed, not complaining!
Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.
I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
Palworld. My little minmaxxed Jolthog is gonna fuck my enemies up!
Also Palworld here! Two daedreams and a verdash and you begin to feel like a Gundam
Slay the Spire 2. I do NOT want to be infinitely killed, memory-wiped, and resurrected
Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.
Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don't like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).
Yeah, I'd just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.
EDIT: Nwm, I played superhero idle simulator or something, the power collecting one. I'm damn fucked, also timeloops and always a stronger fish. No vacations, just beating up weak villians at best.
Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.
Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.
Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!
Öoo. I feel... limited
Probably Gordon Freeman.
Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
Death Stranding. Antimatter bomb delivery.
Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow
Oh good, I just started playing ARK.
Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..

I played Rivals of Aether two, so I guess I would be my last played character? I played as Orcane, so I'm a really happy water puppy. I wish T_T
Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.
How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?
Hugh from pragmata
Pretty cool character
No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.
Claw is Law
Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
However, there is no escape.
Skyward Sword Link, ironically.
Idk the main character cause I was playing Crusader Kings III and I’m way bad at it so I would be hella fucked my bros.