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[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Playing some golf.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Skyrim.

Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

I'd be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Ramza Beoulve from FFT... Not to fucked tbh

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.

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[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

City of Heroes: Homecoming. I'll be flying around all day.

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[–] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Well my last game was Pubg new state.. ;-) ded for sure.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Rust from Payday 2... im about to make a shit load of money boys

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

bob in gtnh, so i can create everything and finally automate all those annoying chores (like cleaning the flat or tidy up)!

[–] Solely_a_Catt@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago

Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)

I’d be Atsu … def not taking on entire compounds by myself lol

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I can hold my breath for ten minutes!

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[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Open your eyes. Wake up link..!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.

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[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 18 hours ago

Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Guess it’s about time that I fuck that octopus head, then.

[–] Smaagi@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Pokemon FireRed, not complaining!

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.

[–] custard_swollower@lemmy.world 121 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.

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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Palworld. My little minmaxxed Jolthog is gonna fuck my enemies up!

[–] Ragallos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

Also Palworld here! Two daedreams and a verdash and you begin to feel like a Gundam

[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Slay the Spire 2. I do NOT want to be infinitely killed, memory-wiped, and resurrected

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.

Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don't like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).

Yeah, I'd just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.

EDIT: Nwm, I played superhero idle simulator or something, the power collecting one. I'm damn fucked, also timeloops and always a stronger fish. No vacations, just beating up weak villians at best.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.

Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.

Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Öoo. I feel... limited

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Probably Gordon Freeman.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Death Stranding. Antimatter bomb delivery.

[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow

[–] anas@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Oh good, I just started playing ARK.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..

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[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

I played Rivals of Aether two, so I guess I would be my last played character? I played as Orcane, so I'm a really happy water puppy. I wish T_T

Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.

How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hugh from pragmata

Pretty cool character

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Claw is Law

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.

Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.

However, there is no escape.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Skyward Sword Link, ironically.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

Idk the main character cause I was playing Crusader Kings III and I’m way bad at it so I would be hella fucked my bros.

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