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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Lunch break = more jesus Memes

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I ended up stoping going to my therapist. Now we go to concerts, race autocross, and I was in his wedding.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Real talk though, back in 2010 or 2011 my autistic ass printed out a bunch of memes that I identified with to try to illustrate how I felt all the time, and I gave them to my therapist/psychiatrist.

It was pages and pages of Advice Animal memes - Socially Awkward Penguin and Paranoid Parrot mostly, also a few of the depressed bear, I can't remember what that one was called.

Just in case you thought something you did was cringe, believe me, I was and am cringier lol.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Were you trying to speedrun a diagnosis or did you do that unintentionally?

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Unintentionally. I thought the memes would help me express my thoughts and feelings. All it did was confuse the psych. Lmao

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My favourite Jesus reaction

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago

Had this one as well

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Show them? Like on my phone? Ew.

Imma act them out, instead.

That trip is not free.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

Straight to grippy sock jail.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago

Yes, officer. This guy right here.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That last one is a doozy. Return to the universe as super heated plasma in microseconds. You'd sit down and you wouldn't even know it had happened.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm probably going to ruin your day here, but it's also a reference to an old shock video called 1 man 1 jar. Without getting into too much detail, a man inserts a jar, the jar breaks, the man tries to remove shards of glass.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Oh, I'm well aware 🖖

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The interview about it is somehow worse.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

The one with om nom nom sounds and googly eyes was pretty funny tho

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've never seen or heard of an interview before. How is it worse than the original video?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 16 hours ago

Because he describes the whole ordeal in great detail.

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I counted his fingers. Not because I thought the image was AI, but because the fetal alcohol face and the shirt made me wonder if he had the right amount.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 18 hours ago

So that's what was wrong with that kid in my HS friends group. I guess there's a reason he lived with his grandparents

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I also proudly present the Gadsden Collection

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago