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Anon is a ghost buster (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 59 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bustin' makes him feel good

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I'm so conditioned there's a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis

🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."

...

"They left?"

Unzips

"It's bustin time!"

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Why do they hate it then

I believe it though. I was scared of ghosts and stuff as a kid and then I masturbated a lot as a teenager and stopped being scared of them completely

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 weeks ago

fake: ghosts aren't real
gay: anon touched a dick

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 10 points 4 weeks ago

Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bustin' makes him feel good!

[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ghost: "He slimed me".

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That's on you. (All over, really.)

(ah, I missed the speaker part, sorry)