To bee, or not to bee, that is the question.
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Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
🎶 Eric the half a beeeee 🎶
I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end.
Yo ho ho, he he heee...
It depends. How many bees are we talking about? One or two?
~I originally replied to the wrong comment. Now I will buzz off in embarrassment.~
Absolutely! LOL! 😄 - 🙏
That's a very bad joke. Upvoted.
That really stings
Oh no, you should be proud!
The worst puns are the best puns.
Ambeevalent
Ha ha ha ha! That's priceless! 😄😄😄- 👌
But what when may is over? I mean, junebees don't know it any better, do they?