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To everyone in this thread saying "I'd never do that, I don't want to get shot"
Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn't like? Yeah, that wasn't just one time in France either.
Cinderblocks would be more effective (for legal reasons this is a joke)
We should bring that back, but with bricks instead of the pies.
My wife advised me not to make the comment I was going to make.
What was the comment you were going to make?
"My wife took so many pies to the face, when she stepped on the bathroom scale it screamed!"
We use milkshakes in the UK
The Epstein class brings all the milkshakes to the yard, And they’re like “boo, hoo, my pride”
Was coming to say this, they’ll sue you into oblivion
Sadly, the most prolific pie thrower recently died. He was an amazing iconoclast.
Man, why are all the GOOD 80 year olds dying while the worst 80 year old gets to keep ruining the world?
One of his favorite targets was the French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, who was pied by Godin or one of his accomplices on at least seven occasions.
After checking out this Bernard guy, all I can say is: "good"
I wonder if at least once he approached Lévy saying "Behold! A Pie!"
A few years ago we would egg and milkshake fascists.
It's milkshake in the UK. Search for images of Farage milkshake.
That sounds like a risky click.
I prefer bringing a guillotine to the meeting, like what happened in Salem during a council meeting with a data center CEO. Or Luigi style pie throwing, with bullets.
All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.
Terminal velocity pie
Hapless gimp creampied
You'd get charged with terrorism now. Might as well go full Luigi.
Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a "banana or part of a banana". Bodyguards "aprehended" the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.
The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, "a stained shirt".
According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no... how will the children cope?)
Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i'd be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)
Wait, whoa stop. Politicians are held to account in your country?! What sort of magical utopia is this?
Eh, only if they want to, I am still pissed off that Maud Olofsson got away with the Noun affair and even got to decline attending a government review board about the affair.
At least now they have reintroduced "tjänstemannaansvar" (public servant accountability). And when I say now I actually mean, pretty much now. It went into effect 1 august of this year.
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The cake thrower of Microsoft boss recently passed away. He had a great career, RIP
Without exaggeration, doing this now (depending on the person) would risk life imprisonment for bioweaponry terrorism, or just getting shot
Yeah, pretty much. A large part of what made the face-pie so effective was simply the “we can still touch you” reminder. It’s a powerful message, because it reminds them that their bodyguards only need to fail once. It’s the old “you need to protect yourself every time, we only need to touch you once” thing. Which is why they’ve captured the courts and police, to deter attacks even when they aren’t under constant protection.
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You do something like that today they'll try to put you away for 30 years on terrorism charges.
Fucking Andy Ngo and his milkshake whining. "It had concrete in it!" No it didn't, what would that even do? It was liquid. You're just a baby.
Someone chucked a milkshake at Nigel Farage a couple of years ago and got a 13-week suspended jail sentence for assault. Along with endless pearl-clutching from the right and Farage talking about how distressed he was.
Which is funny when you compared it to back in the 90s when someone threw an egg at John Prescott and he immediately punched them in the face lol.
A suspended sentence is just the ultimate slap on the wrist tho.
It's basically saying "Yeah you did a bad thing, just stay out of trouble for a few months and we'll call it even, k?"
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The first act of political violence in Australia was when PM Billy Hughes was struck by an egg that was thrown at him during a speech in favor of conscription.
The second act of political violence in Australia was when PM Hughes jumped into the crowd to throw hands with the egg-thrower.
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Pies are nice and all; but have you considered a dildo to the face?
It has a certain style after all.
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We used to throw pies, now we just throw shade
Cops will execute you for throwing pies at the wealthy elites these days, may as well skip straight to throwing Lucy Parsons special pie.
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