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I think A is the correct answer

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[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 minutes ago

bad little slug ~

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

does lemmy have an HR cause i gotta report this post ;p

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Dip John's hands in saltwater and send him to Ethan.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 hours ago

"Bad slug! Look at the mess you've made for the cleaning crew!" *nat d20 salt toss

[–] etaoin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 7 hours ago

Well John didn't ask for consent on A, but Ethan did ask for consent in C. So the answer has to be A

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The only harassment I see here is HR shaming Ethan and his slugona.

Fact: Ethan requested consent. At any point you can tell Ethan that you do not want to participate.

In fact, none of the listed options are harassment, though I would not like John touching me and would ask him not to without permission, or in the case of aiding me in an emergency.

[–] KonditionMacht@feddit.org 0 points 2 hours ago

Touching a Person without consent is harassment in my opinion. Don't go around touching people especially at work.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

I don’t think that “bring your whole self to work” includes this.

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

Would throw salt

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 10 points 5 hours ago

If you pass, and get hired, be sure to solidify with workers and unionize.✊🏿

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago

There are no bad slugs.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's B. Because we all know that Cindy is one water cooler away from an AR-15 mass shooting incident. We know how passive aggressive she is. Oh, and it's Tuesday.

Yet another health benefit of working from home: fucking Cindy and her fucking AR-15.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

i think you might be joking but... for me it really is. ive almost climaxed from a back massage multiple times. bodies are weird sometimes.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 10 points 7 hours ago

All of them could be. Mostly Cindy though. Ethan sounds like fun.

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago

Not the entirely vibe-coded by kimi K3 HR Training Portal T-T