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[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 1 points 29 minutes ago

imagine taking food advice from an AI when it can't taste anything.

imagine having NO SENSES. not taste, not smell, not whatever the other ones are--absolutely none of them. you can't eat a chicken finger because you have no mouth and you've never existed in the 3D world we call reality.

but you're taking advice on recipes from this AI.

billionaires consider this reasonable because they've never done anything for themselves. it's reasonable to them when the butler says some outrageous shit like, 'your mom's pussy juice would taste really good on this rare steak.

zuckerberg was in college but you know he never mingled like a normal person. if i saw that guy in real life i'd either laugh or run screaming.

i met a few people like elon musk in real life but they worked bottle return and were mentally challenged. the few times i tried to talk to one of those people they replied 'brzoooooom' and i pretended to understand what they were saying and dipped out.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

a human has seen your post

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A robot has seen your comment

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An awareness is aware of your awareness.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A computer has approved your post.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The entities know of this transgression.

[–] poolcritter@pawb.social 3 points 16 hours ago

A creature has seen your reply

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 4 points 19 hours ago

a post has seen your human

[–] Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As person who makes apis, automations and integrations for living, I want to know that some human has confirmed this.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Lesbian, Gay, Transgender, Martian?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Looks good to me. Something you can write on merge requests when you approve the changes. Often used to joke about obvious bullshit requests.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 45 minutes ago

Ooh i thought it was "looks good to merge"

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago

I went for "looks good to me", but yours is more adventurous.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Maurice?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

In case you prefer it, some people call him The Space Cowboy 🤷🏻

Others call him the gangster of love, though.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

I finally found out what I had in mind.

It's from https://genius.com/Fettes-brot-the-grosser-lyrics and a "translation" to German of the original. But he's not Maurice, but Boris.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

No Bum Bum Bobbele here please.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

You should only really start to worry when it says "The Human has seen your order".

[–] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Sorry, no. Just a human.

Odd indeed. I'd never say that, because I'm definitely a human and wouldn't need to say I am one.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

"Your order has been received/started" would be much less awkward

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today -5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No it's not. This is one of the dumbest things I've heard today.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

A human has downvoted your comment.