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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 points 27 minutes ago

If life gives you carrots, make carronade! 🥕

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

That guy: “What’s up, Doc? I’ll tell you what’s up. My blood pressure!”

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 50 minutes ago

I just had the exact opposite problem. Ordered 2, 5lb bags of potatoes. They tried to give me 2 individual ones.