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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called "Galaxy". Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"We drink the combined milk! That's 62% more milk per milk!"

  • Cave Johnson (probably)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Does the Milk comes in brick?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that's not enough we've got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it's not cheese... Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It's not cheese damn it! It's chemically diverse from cheese... Because I looked at the lab results that's how! Cheese doesn't move on it's own!)" - also probably Cave Johnson

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Have done this, it's good. Excessive but good.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Actually this is really common.

In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.

Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You are so thick I could spread you on bread.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 41 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 61 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Really milking it for all it's worth.

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 11 minutes ago

Maybe if you didn't stop to masturbate you would have been first.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

I'd say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 hours ago
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on "freeze dried milkshakes" that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Freeze drying doesn't tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can't be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 3 hours ago

I once found cappuccino powder

(Yes i did buy and yes it suck ass)

[–] BevsDad@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

After discovering non-skim milk powder I pretty much stopped buying "wet" milk.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't had powdered milk in at least 40 years. Does it still taste like shit?

[–] BevsDad@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

The cheap skimmed version does suck yeah. But the whole milk powder I've been using tastes just fine in cereal, coffee or anything I cooked with it.

Much better than any other shelf stable milks I've tried and beats frozen milk hands down.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

That's how they make industrial milkshake extra thick and creamy, together with buttermilk powder

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

that person must have the world's strongest bones

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 1 points 21 minutes ago

Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

[–] kaykay@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

they must be stopped before it's too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 6 points 7 hours ago

That's what protein milk is

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 5 hours ago

Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I remember putting more... milky stuff... in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 3 hours ago

And that's why internet exist— and i should've not used it

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] faizalr@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've got some pepsi syrup that I sometimes top up my pepsi with

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

We drink coke and milk together we're im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Is that like pilk?

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

My husband does this with heavy cream in milk lol

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That’s just half and half with extra steps

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

Three quarters and quarter

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that what they do? They skim all the milk and then put the fat in to various concentration?

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I think they just add water to bring down the fat content. All the other nutrients fall in proportion.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

No, they usually use a centrifuge to separe the fat (and i guess add it back in lesser quantities later)

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Just drink whole milk and get it over with

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I do.

Also, random shower thought... since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren't people just buying whole milk and watering it down?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

They don't actually skim milk anymore. They haven't for years. They literally dilute milk with water at some part of the homogenisation process IIRC. Gonna have to go look it up now... 😂

Edit: TIL, only some places do it that way. It is generally centrifugally separated and then fortified with fat soluble Vitamins removed during the process.

Fair 'nuff. 💛

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