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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago
[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 51 minutes ago

It's already like drinking heavy cream how do people handle so much fat?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called "Galaxy". Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Wait, really? I thought it was like nesquick?

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"We drink the combined milk! That's 62% more milk per milk!"

  • Cave Johnson (probably)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Does the Milk comes in brick?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that's not enough we've got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it's not cheese... Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It's not cheese damn it! It's chemically diverse from cheese... Because I looked at the lab results that's how! Cheese doesn't move on it's own!)" - also probably Cave Johnson

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Actually this is really common.

In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.

Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You are so thick I could spread you on bread.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 33 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 73 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Really milking it for all it's worth.

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 7 hours ago

Maybe if you didn't stop to masturbate you would have been first.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

I'd say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Have done this, it's good. Excessive but good.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

that person must have the world's strongest bones

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 18 minutes ago

But they love charging for the kidney stone removal.

[–] kaykay@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago

they must be stopped before it's too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 13 hours ago

Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on "freeze dried milkshakes" that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Freeze drying doesn't tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can't be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 10 hours ago

I once found cappuccino powder

(Yes i did buy and yes it suck ass)

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I remember putting more... milky stuff... in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 10 hours ago

And that's why internet exist— and i should've not used it

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

That's how they make industrial milkshake extra thick and creamy, together with buttermilk powder

[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

That's what protein milk is

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I've got some pepsi syrup that I sometimes top up my pepsi with

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Probably want to finish that off with a shot of insulin too.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

We drink coke and milk together we're im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Pepsi and milk wtf

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