Sounds like a yeast infection recipe.
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They did say freaky
Zero Sugar, of course
Puts on my black leather chef's hat
This needs to be on that BrandNewSentence community 👌
It probably was, seven years ago when that tweet was written.
Yeah this one's vintage. There's a reason it still comes around. They don't make 'em like they used to.
So oddly specific, it has to be McDonald's Sprite. Just not any Sprite will do... hmm
McD Sprite is the fizziest based on empirical evidence
McDonald's has crazy controller over their beverages down to the exact temperatures, mixing ratios, length of pipes, and even the diameter of their straws.
There's a reason why so many people would swear by McDonald's sodas over others. They strive for a superior product.
My wife was incapacitated by a migraine last week. When i tried to help, she said the only thing that would help was a, "coke.... from mcdonalds."
I agree on the soda, its the only version of Coke I can drink. BK and the rest too syrupy, out of the can/bottle too carbonated.
Well just this one product. Everything else is garbage.
A small part of me is kinda curious what that would feel like and I'm sure there's some actual bdsm product that's close to it. The kink community has some interesting toys and stuff, so I'd be more surprised if there wasn't a product like that
Still havent found any good pop rock equivalents sadly
Sounds like a female version of a champagne blowjob and I'm pretty sure I heard about that back in the nineties...
The penis handles pop rock blow jobs perfectly fine, while the vaginas enviroment cant handle the bacterias that go crazy with the sugars from candies/fizzy drinks/champagne.
Sadly
Oh sorry I didn't mean from a hygiene point of view. I meant it probably give a similar fuzzy feeling but I guess the cost is probably not worth the hassle yeah.
What was he fighting them with, a medieval flail?