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Why don't astronauts like gravity? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It brings them down!

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[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Since the earlier joke was a repost, I deleted it and we'll try again

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not all bad, I probably wouldn't have thought of the fodder pun otherwise and I'm unreasonably happy with it. Your contributions are appreciated.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Great. Straight into enemy territory...

[–] Danika7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ha ha ha ha! Yup, gravity does do that! 😁

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd change it to: Why does gravity make astronauts sad?

[–] yessikg@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why do astronauts like gravity? Because it keeps them from spacing out