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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People lose their minds when they find out I’m not a very good brain surgeon.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People are not amused when they find out I’m not a very good clown.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

People too will boo when they find out I'm not a very good cow rancher.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I professionally go by "Frank Zappa" as a warning, why are all these old geezers hiring me?

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I uparrowed but didn't like doing it.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

At least in Japan you need consent.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

People find out I'm not a very good electrician when they're shocked.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

People are thrilled when they see I am going to use exactly these pliers as a dentist.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I thought that was this forklift driver again.