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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] anguo@piefed.ca 1 points 3 minutes ago

I once used a glue stick instead of chapstick. They were both on my desk.

[–] neutronbumblebee@mander.xyz 6 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

Coffee with milk on cereal still tastes good though. Don't ask me how I know.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 53 minutes ago

How do you know this?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

En France you can get a massive bowl or cup of milky coffee for dipping

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 points 30 minutes ago

It better be massive if I'm gonna take a dip in it

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

In my teen ages, I once mixed up toothpaste and my father's denture glue, and been very careful with checking the tube ever since

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ever almost smoke a wasp abdomen after confusing it for a dropped nug?

My sister put her socks on the TV and the remote in the hamper when she came home drunk and watched some TV before going to sleep.

I'm more of a "throwing away the good parts and put the peels and cuts in the pan" person.

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?

[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

It could also be that they smeared toothpaste all over their face

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think there might be problems tastewise

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Mom: Don't eat toothpaste, you assheaded foulbrained cheeseeating sorry excuse for a child!
Kid: That's not toothpaste. It is face lotion, dumb mom!

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No. Liquid with breakfast cereals grosses me out (I puked a couple of times as a kid with milk and cereal, once very young and once around 7 or 8).

[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

Any particular reason for that? It seems to be quite the common choice for breakfast

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 21 minutes ago

Puking twice was enough to turn me off. I liked them just fine dry.