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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well, the water enters the gills via the mouth...so obviously it would smoke using it's mouth to inhale and gills to exhale smoke, making option 1 the only answer.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, today I learned 🐟

listen here, bucky

wow now the word makes sense

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't logic the poor moody fish

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Thyazide@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How could a fish smoke underwater?

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps his existential crisis is a real "fish out of water" moment

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That just raises more questions!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously it leaves the water for a cigarette break. Have you never seen fish smoking on the river bank?

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you understood how badly Big Tabacco wants to get rich, you would not ask that question.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve been a smoker since 1993.

I just wanna know how to smoke underwater

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They don't care how long you've been smoking, I guess it has more to do with how much money you have. Maybe they figured out they can't suck you any more dry then you already are. Or they dont think you would spend enough to justify the R&D. Because i am quite sure, if people would not spend money for abovewater cigs but would for underwater cigs, they would find a way to make money from that.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

With oxygenated fuel in the cigarettes. Wrap a storm matchstick in it.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's 2026. I I'm no Ichthyologists, but I think they'd be vaping.

hey everyone this dude's three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

Option 1, I have visual proof:

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, do you put your cigarettes on your mouth or in your nostrils?

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The cool way

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you smoke through your nose?

If I remember correctly, fishes actually "breath" water through their mouth, and then pump it through their gills to extract the oxygen.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not really the same thing...

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Definitely 1 cause the carp strikes me as a fish that wants to look cool.

[–] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is another hole you failed to consider.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes the ear hole, surely that is what you meant:-P.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dolphins smoke from their neck

[–] johntwinkletits@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why do people think gills are the nose?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

It's the closest analogy that makes sense at a glance. It's clearly not the mouth, and since we mammals only have one other air vent, that just leaves the nose. However in actuality they have non-breathing scent detectors that are totally separate from three breathing system. It's like if your nose could smell but not be breathed through; instead you breathed in through your mouth and had slits on your throat used to exhale.

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now do Cetaceans.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 weeks ago