I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.
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Pretty sure I remember seeing he had a bunch of Naruto fansubs on his computer, too. He could even watch your weird kid and keep them entertained for the night.
We’re not actually reposting incel memes on Lemmy, are we?
Looks like we are.
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No one's arguing for her to be found innocent, Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity doesn't mean you go home
Cool but I wouldn't really want her watching my kids, would you? Lol
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Bin laden and its not close
Bin laden, of course! I heard he is the bomb.
Bin Laden could be trusted because from what I know he never purposely wanted kids targeted. One murdered several children, one murdered too many to count in concentration camps as well as ordering soldiers to do it because he didn't see them as human. The last one was a sex pest and I wouldn't trust kids with.
Western educated man who is pissed off at the US for abandoning his political ascension? Slightly better than a meth addicted turboracist, a crazy murderer, and a child molester. I doubt bin Laden is going to be able to do much opinion changing in a single evening and I doubt that he'd outright kill or molest them.
Bin Laden fathered 24 children, the first of which was with his first cousin when she was 16 and he was 17. They went on to have ten more children. The other 13 were spread amongst five other wives. They also found several beheading videos on his computer. He also believed muslims should kill any US civilians they find until the US withdraws support for Israel.
I think definitely killing and maybe molestation would be on the table.
Thankfully I'm not an American, so think my theoretical family would be more likely okay with him than the others.
He was a wealthy politician first, revolutionary like fifth. Shit, you're right, molestation is on the table.
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The man had multiple wives and multiple kids. All of which where taken care of financially- so ya seconded
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Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.
deep south US prepper survivalist
intelligent
sorry, you lost me there
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Hwo is on top left and bottom right?
That's an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn't even that bad of a guy.
Except he put American and European atheists at the bottom of his hierarchy, so your kids would be far safer with Hitler if they fit any of those denominations
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Honestly, as much as this surprises me, but from those 4 options, my kids would probably be safest with hitler. I assume the first woman is the one that just killed her 3 kids, so that's a fundamental NOPE, diddy, yeah nah, that guy is just weird. So it boils down to the islamic terrorist and the cocaine-addicted, so I'd just give it hitler and hope he has a good day without thaaaaat much cocaine.
Hitler was a pedophile and complete loser
Osama was a regular family man with somewhat extreme political beliefs who was well educated and relatively normal
I’d pick Osama
I'm German, we are taught VERY extensively about hitler's wrongdoings in school, but him being a pedophile is something I have never heard before. And from some quick online searches, that seems to be a very unsubstantiated claim.
somewhat extreme political beliefs
Bro
thanks, osama
Hitler was a lot of things, but a pedophile? Gonna need a source on that one
Behind the bastards, he “dated” many “young women” who were like 12 - 16 in his 30s, the “love letters” and other documentation exists
The Behind the Bastards claims were ~17 and legal in state and country, not a controversial act at the time and only borderline controversial now - and still legal
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Kind of like how when a restaurant reopens after an embarrassing health code violation, and it’s now the cleanest restaurant in town, Lindsay Clancy for me.
I mean, what are the chances she’d do that twice?
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