It's scary that not all of the choices are the same level of risk.
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Kind of like how when a restaurant reopens after an embarrassing health code violation, and it’s now the cleanest restaurant in town, Lindsay Clancy for me.
I mean, what are the chances she’d do that twice?
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The one with a whole "youth" named after them is surely the best with kids
Well I'm not jewish...so...
Are you 'arian'? Cause if not, I've got bad news for you
Bin laden it is then, at least he can teach my kid life skills like flying and chemistry
Yeah, I think he's the only choice for a kid tbh. Even he had standards and his beef was with the us gov not with kids
Even he had standards and his beef was with the us gov not with kids
He did train a lot of kids to be suicide bombers, though...
I mean I kinda figured dude wouldn't show up being that he's dead and all....
"Be good kids, Laden be watching you for me"
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Did Hitler actually do any killing people himself, or did he just have other people do it for him? If it's the latter then I pick him, because I think he's too lazy to actually do anything.
Well he was a runner in WW1 so possibly did some killing there. But no I don't think he personally did any after that.
He's a drug addict!
But will my kids live through the experience? That's what I'm most concerned about.
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I ain't going out tonight.
I'll check back in a few hours, I have a feeling this'll be a dumpster fire.
It’s just the “wimmin bad” incel shit from /r/SipsTea being reposted on Lemmy after being posted there every day for the last week.
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Bin Laden 100% no question
Just have a talk after with the kids like "did he bring up America? Because the US isn't great but it's not as bad as he makes it sound, but he has personal reasons for hating the US, but also don't take what he said seriously"
That's probably all you need to do with that guy.
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Easy choice, Diddy is the only one I can realistically sue afterwards. If I'm throwing my kid to the wolves, I might but as well get paid for it.
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People murder their children every 5 days in America. That means that 265 people have wiped out their families since Casey killed her kids. In almost all cases, the father is the perpetrator. Do you know the names, or faces of any of those hundreds of men?
Casey killed her kids because she was nuts. Not even the prosecution disputes this.
People hate her because misogyny and ableism. If she was a man and did it for insurance money, this would barely make the local news.
When the crime is strictly a parent killing their children its about 50/50 this is called filicide. You're conflating family annihilation with filicide. Your source supports my claim not yours. There have been more than double instances of filicide vs familicide in the same span. I don't know the names of any of the men or women. Again women being around half that number. You are talking about a different crime. Especially considering those are almost always very open and shut whereas this has lots of strange intricacies. The prosecution absolutely disputes she is/was insane at the time of the crime. That's literally the entire case. They even brought medical professionals involved her treatment to dispute the fact she was insane. Are you sure your angle isn't rooted in misandry? That last claim I made has the exact same amount of merit your claims about ableism and misogyny do. Which is very little. I believe she should be in a psychiatric hospital for the rest of her life, not general prison. The false narrative that she is either going to be found innocent or guilty is what's mudding the waters. She's either going to prison or a hospital upon retrial, period. This is in the news in part because it distracts from Trump raping kids and the general shit show happening. As well as the fact its just an interesting case with a ton of layers.
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I'll choose all 4
As the babysitter needs to be instructed first how things are suppose to go and thus has to meet me... Hitler, so I can kill him again.
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Hitler or Bin Laden. They're both dead, so what can they do? Also, I don't have kids.
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