A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Did she really meet... or plot, though?
Eating rotting eggs and spoiled salt pork and thinking this is fine. But hey at least Blitzkrieg stopped.
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
An evil woman sets out to kidnap over 100 puppies to skin them for a coat.
That’s literally the plot exactly.
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They're not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
We don't need no stinking badges!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
Binding Nemo
Which book is this?
The Rainbow Fish.
A naive homeowner invites an unhinged, highly demanding intruder into his home after offering a seemingly innocent piece of food.
What begins as a simple act of hospitality rapidly devolves into a relentless psychological hostage situation.
*his home -> her home, surely
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I'm lost lol
spoiler
The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
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What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don't recognize it.
Here's mine
A young boy with a bad home life gets sent to live in a school for magical kids, with moving photographs, and has to solve a mystery.
And no, it's not harry potter
Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don't know about yours.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
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Cinderella?
Oh, that makes sense. I've never read that one.
Got yours! For some reasons, spoilers don't work when I post them, so gonna use the handy upside down text generator lol
˙ƃuᴉʞ pǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo uǝɹplᴉɥƆ/ǝuoq ǝᴉlɹɐɥƆ sɐʍ ǝuᴉW ˙ɐllǝɹǝpuᴉƆ sᴉ sɹno⅄
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It's not Harry Potter? Damn. Hmmm... is it the book people theorize JKR was inspired by? There was such a thing, was there? Or am i just making shit up?
Iirc, there were several books that she likely took inspiration from, ranging from things like a secret platform at kings cross, I don't remember the name of that one, a wizard of earthsea is possibly an inspiration for her whole wizard boarding school schtick, though to be honest, I'd be genuinely surprised if JK read a lot of Le Guin and came away with her politics.
But no, it's neither of those. This one came slightly after HP, but it's very, very different. Posted the answer in upside down text in another reply, if you want to check, or you can keep guessing lol
Was it Groosham Grange? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groosham_Grange#Similarities_to_Harry_Potter_series
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
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Mystical mouse manifests murderous monster, maintaining munching moment.
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Mob boss in fabulous coat, repossesses all of our stuff.
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Imma just leave that here before checking the correct answer :3
Robin hood
checks Lol! Not. Even. Close!
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