Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.
Jack and the beanstalk
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The little match girl.
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Wizard of Oz?
Did she really meet... or plot, though?
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Answer
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They're not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
We don't need no stinking badges!
Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis
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Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I'm lost lol
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The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Gandalf isn't a man though right? That's why we can forgive ourselves
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
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I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham!
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That’s literally the plot exactly.
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What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don't recognize it.
Here's mine
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Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don't know about yours.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.
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Cinderella?
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