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[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Check your tattoos for hints

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

See, I've got this condition.

[–] video@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It was your pants again. Come on Greg, get your shit together.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You forgot about Dre.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You forgot to wish everyone a Blessed Kirkmas, you insensitive clod

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Found the long time slashdot user

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

One of my great regrets is abandoning my 4-digit slashdot ID (I decided I was wasting too much time there when I should be working LOL)

So now I'm user 27,537

[–] justblackcoffeeplease@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot to take your memory pills.

[–] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

My birthday.

You're lucky it's not today, but I'm sure you forgot it anyway.

To pick up your children from soccer training.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn't respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

To brush and floss.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Did you check your butt?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you forgot, then it can't be an important propoganda.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago
[–] smegger@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago