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[–] futurefossil@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

We all know what you're doing in the bathroom, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve the privacy to do it.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I would argue that privacy, at least in the modern sense of controlling access to personal information, is a relatively new concept.

Before the internet and the widespread digitization of information, keeping something private was comparatively straightforward. Information was scattered across paper records, filing cabinets, and individual institutions. A person or company generally had to make a deliberate effort to obtain that information. Today, computers and interconnected databases have changed the equation completely. With enough dedication, technical knowledge, and time, a single person can potentially uncover an enormous amount of information about someone.

In fact, some organizations have gone in the opposite direction and deliberately moved their most sensitive information onto older, isolated computer systems because modern interconnected systems create so many avenues for unauthorized access.

That said, I don't necessarily agree that everything listed in this meme should automatically be considered private information. I actually think there is a legitimate argument for greater transparency around things like wealth, relationship status, and political beliefs. If someone chooses to publicly announce their relationship on social media, for example, I'm not sure why that information should suddenly be considered inherently private. The same applies to political opinions: they only have political significance when people are willing to make them public.

The major exception, in my opinion, is information about a person's physical movements and location. Where someone lives, where they've been, and where they are at any given moment can have very real safety implications. And ironically, this is also one of the areas where governments and corporations are increasingly capable of tracking people regardless of whether those people want to be tracked.

So I think the real issue isn't that privacy itself is new. It's that technology has fundamentally changed what it means to keep something private.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

On social media, I see ragebaiting posts and it occurred to me that they are honeypots in disguise. If I say too much, it could be used against me, as I plan to join a union.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 hours ago

I plan to join a union

talks into earpiece You hear that, boys? It's oppression time! hoots with glee like Alex's droogs in A Clockwork Orange

[–] MadBits@europe.pub 6 points 8 hours ago

It is exactly what Instagram is, everyone is incriminating themselves with all kind of hateful baits. There will be a day when they will use that data accordingly.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

When I hear that sort of thing from Google CEOs or the like, I wish I could be there to ask them if that means they'd be cool with me sitting in on their therapy sessions or at least having access to their therapist's notes after the fact. If they don't want me or the world at large reading that stuff, I'd have to assume it's because they're a violent paedophile or something? Why else would they want to keep it private? Paedophilic tax dodgers and terrorists are the only ones who want privacy after all.

Also, lol that this is posted to Lemmy, the least-private social media platform I can think of.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a lot more comfortable with people knowing what my genitals look like than most people are and yet even I draw the line well before insurers or law enforcement get a peek

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Aye aye Cap'n! 🫡

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago

Filing accident reports, my contact information is made public record, and lawyers and shady chiropractors line up to try to fleece me. Yes, I have something to hide, or rather, someone to hide from.

[–] inconel@lemmy.ca 96 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How alternative medicine advocates target people right after diagnosed cancer

How people who just lost their loved ones gets menorial service ads

There's legit moments you become emotionally vulnerable and if they knew they'll definitely prey on you

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 16 points 18 hours ago

Those are low key violations too. You just wait. Social scores parsed by bad faith palantir type organizations used secretly against us in ways we won't be able to be sure of or challenge, losing one that job, that loan, getting worse treatment from authorities. Later even being used to send paramilitary thugs to target one even. Paramilitary as in like pround boys types under the wing of the party. Ice is not that, they are a security service, I don't care how many times it's repeated it doesn't make it correct.

[–] Isa@feddit.org 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There are even some body-parts of mine, that I am ordered — by the law itself — to hide in public.!!!1

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You mean you are not a fan of little Richard and Fanny? That is terrible! Do not speak to me again!

[–] Isa@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 40 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

People have been murdered for wearing glasses, please believe your minor social associations and opinions and thoughts can get you killed

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

The big thing that people always seem to forget is that there also doesn't need to be a reason. People are weird and do weird things. To others, these weird actions are often interpreted as having malicious intent.

Crimes will be manufactured. Enemies will be created. Just look at ICE.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Those still have reasons, theyre just not usually as direct.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 82 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

"So when can we put cameras in your bedroom and bathroom?"

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 50 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

"why do you wear clothes?"

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“why do you lock your phone?”

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Why do you have a lock on your bathroom door?"

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you even HAVE a door?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

Why do you have walls?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on what time of year it is.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 10 hours ago

And if you are with someone special...

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Tell me your card & bank account details

Also give me your mother's phone number

[–] burido@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I too want op's mothers number

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[–] kettuli@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

”We’ll install an extra door to your bedroom from the outside and write ’For police use only’ for YOUR PROTECTION”

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 16 hours ago

Also it has a shoddy lock

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 53 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Data fabrication is its own risk in this. Assuming we live in a society where a govt can argue it has all this information, they could make shit up & conjure the “evidence” to support their version. Because the apparatus is established as “we know everything & can uncover the ‘truth’”, they could falsify files, they could plant files on devices, and they could edit information at a grander scale than in the past. Flock’s financial backing is connected to a company that makes money from footage editing. If they establish, “Flock shows footage of reality,” while being able to manipulate it, then we’re all a deepfake away from being accused of shit we didn’t do. That’s like Black Mirror episode 1.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

They do that anyway

[–] untethered@mander.xyz 34 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (9 children)

surveillance is about datamining, and profiling to manipulate, control, and market. Not just market products and news but to lead the person profiled down a specific path.

we are about to have the control of our life and world view completely taken from us moreso than what was done with the analog methods of media marketing and later organic digital era which we are in the process of leaving.

it's really what every ancient culture warned us about. this is the false god. you don't need to be

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[–] Blondie@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I have something to add about this meme. I got set a USCensus. It’s a special Census, not the mass mailer they do to all Citizens i feel so special. And it asks your name. It already knows your address…. It asks, if you sold your home TODAY, how much would you put it on the market for. How much are my property taxes, oh… ARE YOU GAY? Well.. they ask, what kind of person are you and if you are in a relationship with what sex is that person... and they have EVERYKIND of person there is to list…. They ask, what time do I leave for work, and how long is that commute. What is the address of my job.. and WHAT IS MY TITLE … How much I make, i can’t remember if it was before or after taxes… and then what is my commute home.. what time do i typically leave… what type of router do i have in my home. how many computers do I own. How many bathrooms does my home have. I’m surprised it didn’t ask me when I took a shit…. I think some of those things are private. I don’t want to answer them. I felt, if i don’t answer the census and throw it away, They will send an enumerator and we will have todo it in person, in my home, which they state they do on all of the warning letters they sent to my home if I didn’t comply and i would be fined. I felt if i lied, they would do the same, and I would still be fined. And if they have on META glasses, or some sort of recorder, now I’m being taped. I’d despise that. Answering these questions made me feel very uneasy. They know my patterns… I hate that. I filled this thing out a few months ago, and I’m still a wreck about it. Some background… I live in Minneapolis, This Special Census went out to a few cities in southern states….not here. I’m gay. I’m an essential worker.. a very unique one, very unique. I’m a civilian. I’m not MAGA. I have a passport and I travel enough to have had my picture taken enough times at the airport when DINGBAT what in charge of Homeland security. None of my neighbors got the USCensus.. I called and asked them and none of my co-workers that have my title got it either. Privacy is KING. There’s diff types of privacy.. you can purposely exploit yourself by being online, and get mad about your privacy rights, or you can be forced into or tricked into self exploiting, therefore your privacy has been taken.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 14 points 17 hours ago

Saw this concept in another thread. Paraphrasing and adding my own stuff.

Two words: dynamic pricing. Every company will start setting prices, using your tailored data, to extract the maximum amount of revenue from you that they can. And i guarantee, it won’t be cheaper than you pay now.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

That, and even if you're not considered part of whatever targeted group the current regime hates today, it doesn't mean they won't invent a new targeted group tomorrow that just so happens to include you.

This is before getting into all the false positive "identifications" of "criminal behavior" aimed at demonstrably innocent people e.g. as is already happening with the current Flock camera debacle.

No government has any legitimate reason to surveil its own citizens, and if any such excuse is generated to justify it in the beginning it is guaranteed to devolve into a tool of oppression afterwards. Once you give up rights there is no reality in which any government will voluntarily give them back.

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah no I really don't have relationship data lol

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

no data is also data, they love targeting singles

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

There are several whole ecosystems dedicated to it.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

You have social security and credit card numbers, and porn searches you sick fucking perverted freak.

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