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[–] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Hegel is too mainstream for this one, straight to fucking Holderin.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought this attitude that the "classics" were what made you intelligent and worthy went out of fashion some time in the 50s... guess it still has its holdouts

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

No, it was what made you (classically) educated, not intelligent. And for people who don't really know each other it is easier to start the conversation if they have something in common. That's one of the reasons it used to be expected to have some education in this direction.

Also, the douchebag in the original picture wrote Cellini twice, so he is not even "intelligent" :)

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The second one is the lesser known Bob Cellini from Poughkeepsie, who had a poignant bathroom wall writing style.

A guy asked me one time if I thought I was smarter/better educated than the classically educated American founding fathers, and I was like, "You mean the guys who didn't know about dinosaurs or plate tectonics?" Also they thought they'd finish making the government at some point and then just never did, which we've been dealing with for a long time now. So yeah, those guys weren't idiots, but let's not pretend they were special.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I do wonder sometimes why most of the history nerds I know are men. Not that I know no female history nerds at all, but men appear to be more drawn to history, or more encouraged to be casually interested?

I'm not sure, this could be all exclusively anecdotal and the actual numbers may not reflect my experience.

[–] dimmuborgnine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Anecdotally, I've noticed the same thing, but I think it might have something to do with the type of gatekeeping and "well akshually" apparent in the original post.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

If there is no "Dick and Jane" school primer on the list then that guy is a posturing phony!

[–] Melobol@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Most of those topics were taught/mentioned in highschool. Does he want a freshly graduated person - bc no way anyone who is not in humanities would retain it long term....

Surely at least one of these people created something about not being a pretentious asshole?

I'm pretty sure this guy learned nothing from them.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This is the douche character in Good Will Hunting.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Bare minimum familiarity with these to go out dancing. Fosse, Graham, Morris, Ailey, Brown.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bare minimum to hold a campire singalong: Old Macdonald, Wheels on the Bus, the Alphabet Song (optional)

[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see "Blake" in the list and my first thought is "Blake Lively"

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago

[citation needed]

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