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[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 6 hours ago

“Pray that we do not alter it further”

[–] kathythegiant@lemmy.pleasestopfaxing.social 23 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, "whatever, I've got nothing to hide"

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I've got nothing to hide

pulls out my phone and starts recording them 'oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub'

then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

its the eye contact that gets me

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 22 points 12 hours ago

Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Shitting should be a social experience.

I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I'm pooping in his garden.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It was a social thing for Romans.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Including a communal sponge for wiping.

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Pass the bum sponge, please

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 8 points 10 hours ago

We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The Mormon missionaries can finally poop with the door closed! Hooray!

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.