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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Men never outgrow Legos.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

People need a kit to make a pyramid out of Lego?

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 4 points 6 hours ago

yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

What a tight fukkin gift!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 44 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

What a nice breath of fresh air. Goes to show that this is possible and preferable. Fuck trump and his gestapo regime.

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is a man who likes to play with his grandchildren.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 27 points 16 hours ago

And not the Trump way

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Right. But there are no good people in these positions:

Abdelatty is not only foreign minister but also chairs Egypt’s Supreme Standing Committee for Human Rights. At Egypt’s UN human-rights review in January 2025, he portrayed Egypt as having made major progress and did not acknowledge abuses. Human Rights Watch contrasted this with documented arbitrary detention of peaceful critics, torture, enforced disappearance, serious prison abuses and unfair mass trials and executions. Calling this record major progress while omitting those abuses can reasonably be characterized as whitewashing the government's conduct.

There is also a longer history. When Abdelatty was Foreign Ministry spokesman in 2013–2015, during the crackdown after Mohamed Morsi's removal, he publicly denied that authorities were conducting a political crackdown, saying there were "no exceptional measures" against political groups. He also defended Egypt against international criticism over the prosecution of Al Jazeera journalists and rejected European criticism of those trials. Those statements came during a period when journalists, opposition figures and protesters were being arrested in large numbers.

[–] torito@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

And what about Denmark's PM?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 46 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Dude can't wait to get it home and build it up

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Won't he have to contact the aliens to do it for him?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The goa'uld are pretty much all dead now

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago
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[–] Idontwanttowork@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

my dude, my sister has the biggest lego collection of anyone i've ever met. she collected most of it as an adult.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 13 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Your sister must be men then.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

all of them. everywhere.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Girls can totally be dudes or bros. It's a state of mind.

[–] Idontwanttowork@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Agree.

We should all have fun aa adult regardless of gender

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

girls can even be men

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-binary#Polygender

who said you can only have one gender

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Smart idea, look how happy he is.

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (12 children)

What do you get the dictator who already has an evil glowing orb?

[–] brathoven@feddit.org 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Oh my sides! This is too good.

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, the found Woody Allen's orgasmatron device, what fun

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Solid Epstein connection.

That's actually the Express of King Salman shitting himself, not cumming. They should have read the manual.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Melania there looking like a Jim Henson creation.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

She looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds.

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Great vibes from this picture.

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