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There is no clear way to get the toast out without using a conductive implement like a fork or your finger.

We've been to the Moon ffs

Edit: Woah seems Lemmy really likes this kind of casual post

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[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Use a wooden fork or knife?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 hours ago

Yea, worst fleshlight ever.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Put a stronger spring in it and leave it on a slight angle toward a table at the opposite side of the room.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That bandle that you push down? Push it UP instead. This is a solved problem.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

Not on this toaster

[–] fijiapplejuice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

turn it upside down, clearly nothing can go wrong

[–] recursivethinking@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Just wanna say I own a set of medium silicone-tip Tongs which are useful in general but they would be my go-to in this situation.

Also I recently saw toaster tongs somewhere for like $5 ... They looked like wooden chopsticks but attached at one end

But also I haven't owned a toaster in 20y once I discovered the Toaster Oven, which fits more toast, has more granular control, and can cook other things. My current one is like 10yo I got it for $20.

I forgot this was ever a problem actually until I saw those wooden tongs and within a week I see your post.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Tell your servant to reach in and pull out the toast.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Those lazy bastards! You're right, mine managed to trick me into thinking I must pull it out myself... No supper tonight!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

When my toast gets stuck like that, I just pour my beans directly into the toaster and eat it all like cereal

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The solution is bigger bread.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nah man shut up I'm saving the environent

I doubt that toaster is powered by renewables...

[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 9 points 21 hours ago

The solution is almost as old as the device itself: thin wooden tongs.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is that your skin after years of burning yourself reaching into the toaster?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If you only read the title, like i initially have, you might come to the conclusion that the problem is the burnt-in fat on the toaster.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most toasters you can lift the pushy-downy-handle up a bit more than it rests at to lift the toast out.

My big problem is that (in the UK at least, don't know about other nations) the standard sized bread doesn't fit fully in a toaster, so the top ~3cm is still bread.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Same here (krautland). My brain is not adaptable to accepting this 10% less toast

[–] renormalizer@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago

My toaster came with plastic tweezers.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 71 points 1 day ago (11 children)

We have, most toasters let you lift the lever higher to get it out.

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Just levitate it out with psychokinetic energy, duh.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's levitating the whole toaster

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Too far, but you can just flip the toaster if you're already at that point.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

Thank you MacGyver. Just when I needed it!

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Rapidly push the lever up to eject your toast and grab it midair. Works 95% of the time

[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Push it down then up real fast and then catch the toast as it flies out.

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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

We have... I'm more impressed that you found a toaster that doesn't. I don't think I've had a toaster in the last ten years that didn't give a little bit of leeway on the lever to let you pull up a little bit more to be able to grab it.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Wooden chopstick(s)

Or plastic I guess, but mine are wooden

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is absolutely a Technology Connections about this.

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