There is no clear way to get the toast out without using a conductive implement like a fork or your finger.
We've been to the Moon ffs
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We have, most toasters let you lift the lever higher to get it out.
Mine only does it by like 10%. It must be a bad make
You have to master the art of the toss. Push the lever hard and then catch it while its in the air.
Bread-jitsu it is
Will breakfast?
Skillcheck first.
Get a better toaster or a toaster oven with a sliding tray.
Toaster Oven for life!
To be fair. The bread in there looks tiny. So not surprising it only raises it a little
Yeah, the loaf was blob shaped and these were the ends
Edit: it's this weird sour rye bread that I don't actually really like
Bauernbrot
Indeed. Although over here they call it Šumavský chléb
My favourite is when a toaster with the lift function raises to a high point that's lower than the high point on one without the lift.
Or that time I went through every display toaster in the store to get the one that lifted the highest, then when I bought one and took it home the one in the box only lifted to a high point an inch lower than the display model.