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submitted 4 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Penicillin! 💉 💉

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Mercy, by shooting him.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

There are way too many diseases resistant to penicillin nowadays. You'd give much stronger broad spectrum antibiotics.