My uncle fell ill after eating expired herbs
He died of old sage
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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I thought it was just his thyme.
It was mint to be.
My brother got a paper cut from a book that had an ancient virus in it.
He died of old page
I read this to my spouse and their response was pointing at the door and saying "get out"
This is the only appropriate response to a dad joke
Died of supernatural causes.
Nice one! 😁