this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
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[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Well, just like any other idea that would definitely lead to fewer carholes in existence...I'm in favor of it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

of course it's ai. you will never convince me it isnt determined to exterminate us flesh bags

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My first thought was the weight of the door now...

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[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Bmp-2 moment

[–] Unquote0270@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some people would do anything to not get up off their fat arses.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

People who take an elevator to the gym on the 3rd floor. They will tell you about protein diets, brah.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Is his idea that they open the side of your car door and stick a whole new tank in there?

You don't need to put the tank in the door to do that...

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pick the right materials and put burst discs in the right places, this might actually work even in a side-on collision with some straight up mad max flaming tanks.

The biggest issue I see is the fuel lines would have to flex with the door, and that tubing will need replacement during the life of the car. That's the much bigger concern: maintenance that is up to the customer. This is also my concern with "self driving" cars. Unless they "self drive" themselves for regular brake service and oil changes, that shit is just going to allow people to skip basic maintenance until it all catches fire.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Better under the seats, it has a better weight distribution, better with hydrogen for more ecology. Can provide occasional orbital experiences.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sure but wait till you find out where they put fuel in an airplane.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Airplanes aren't normally at risk of side impacts. Normally. Not sure with this new AI enhanced air traffic control.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

In the balls

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't even roll down the window to let the fumes out.

Was thinking the same thing, they know that's not just empty space right..?

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Why does the gastank need to be part of the door to achieve this? It‘s already possible to fill it from the side of the car in most cars.

Edit: And why IS THE MIRROR ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR????

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[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Wait until these guys find out about New Jersey

[–] Monkey@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why is the window that small, and the mirror on the wrong side

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

Besides the other crazy shit, this would also make for one fat fucking door.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

high quality of life or die trying

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