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Shitty Food Porn

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (10 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'd guess it's supposed to be relish

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Gentleman's relish...

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

R... relish? Oh, good lord...

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago

What’s the clear stuff?

Luc lac pureed jellyfish.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

secret sauce

aka sewer jizz

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

It's from Jimmy, the kid in back.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's my precum.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I'm thinking onions

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Generic goo.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I assumed it was trying to breath through all the grease.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I've seen a culture plate that looked like that

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

looks more like a 9/11 hot dog

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It looks like it hit the pavement at terminal velocity certainly.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Sadly it was done quite on purpose actually

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I've never been so unhungry so fast before in my life...

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A hot dog from a Japanese 7/11 for reference.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The difference between a convenience store and a conbi is far wider than it has any right to be

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

Mf look like a 9/11 dog, absolute disaster

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

how this looks is 7/11 personal choice

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Looks like it's already been eaten at least once.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Okay this really belongs here.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Besides the cheese, I can’t even tell what the toppings are alleged to be.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Mucus, sink p-trap cleanout, ketchup water.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Is this what the kids call a glizzy? Oh my.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I had a hair on my screen when opening this, and it didn't feel out of place.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

That thing is gonna look better as a turd.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

That's an oddly specific fraction of a hot dog

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Never forget.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] waywardninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Where's the hotdog...? It's underneath right..right??

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I assume a Xenomorph face hugger will be popping out of that any moment

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Dont you out the condiments on yourself? You did this intentionally?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

For a second I thought it was 7 out of 11, like it's done kind of oddball rating system.

Once I looked at the comments and realized that it meant 7/11 the store, everything made a lot more sense.

OP, I hope you enjoy gut rot.

[–] Davin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I ate five more that day...

Well it’s not good

[–] commander@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'd drop the relish for raw onions. Just as much chili and cheese

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think just seeing this mess and knowing someone is going to ingest it has shorted my lifespan

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it comes off of the end of your life. Those are years you can do without.

Yeah, but it also makes the years just before the end of your life worse too. Eating healthy food gives you more years in the middle.