Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.
seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina 'flew' an upright vac.
There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni
Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for "a broom".
Also shouldn't she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?
sitting on it isn't gangsta af tho
I think it depends on how you sit. I'd probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.
Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*
~*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.~
"Pfft. Chuds."
I'd be so scared I'd fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom
Long as you've got gymnast skills. It is basically just a monkey bar, without the side posts.
Either way you better work on your grip strength and pull-ups.
