this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'll have you know, I showed my wife that original meme and she laughed. Then the next morning she was giggling, legs spread titties out.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, I'm really impressed with Lemmy. It's like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it's dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).

We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Initially I was kind of annoyed as I simply saw it as hornyposting, but holy shit this turned into something epic

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It was exactly what I was looking for and I hope it keeps growing.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OneYeetyGuy@thelemmy.club 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's my favourite country singer!

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Bugamn@lemmy.zip 121 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those are all excellent links, bravo!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 23 hours ago

An impressive redirect.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Open web browser, go to your search engine of choice, type "soapy titties", press enter, go to images (make sure safe search is off)... profit!

[–] bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm completely out of the loop what is everyone talking about?

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

The current state. Duh. Get on board.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?

And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What an impeccable combination of image with username

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Thanks I felt compelled to make it myself

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 23 hours ago

"Amy, if I said you had a beatiful body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?"

Might be misremembering the exact semantics of the quote, but the vibe remains accurate. Zap Brannagan! The man who has no name.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait, scratch that, reverse it

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Seittit evol gnikcuf I? Titties love fucking I?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can I get a quick rundown?

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.

[–] BrownSugarBits@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

link? or do you remember which instance/community and i'll go try and find it myself

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 46 points 1 day ago

When did you want that by?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I'd use the real thing but I'm not nearly flexible enough

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And tesseract. Don't forget about the tesseract.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Incoming titseract meme in 3... 2... 1...

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

~~I mean I'm game (it can't be worse than beankkae...) but I apparently completely missed the tesseract meme.~~

Ohh, tesseract the front-end. No clue how to make porn of that one, I'm still just salty all my friends made the list and I didnt

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

idk, that seems a skill issue 😎

Jokes aside, its good to see familiar names on this little corner of the internet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Aww come on what's a girl have to do to get censored around here?? I've been telling myself it's just because they were a fan and didn't wanna miss my posts.
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sigh.