What's the real sign of virility, truck nuts or a minivan full of kids?
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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Minivan, hands down!
a bicycle outside the cigarette store
I was in my minivan with my kids at the grocery store the other day when a woman ran up to me out of nowhere asking for help opening a bottle. She thanked me and said it was the minivan that made her think I’d be helpful. “It’s a minivan - he has kids, I was thinking.”
When you drive a minivan you’re the whole world’s daddy, apparently.
Also, I can lay a piece of plywood flat in the back of my minivan. Most of these “manly trucks” out there with their back seat eating up their bed length can’t even say that.
Husband says: "truck nuts on a minivan full of kids"
Truck nuts have ED
Also SDE and NA
That ain't no wagon.
signed,
Subaru crew.
🤣
New outback ain't no wagon.
Signed,
V70 posse
You’ll get no argument here, but I have a Subaru Outback, not that Ford-looking rectangle.
If she's got AWD and a logo of stars, fellas,
That ain't yo girl,
That's a wagon
( looks at harried, sleep-deprived parent wrangling four squawling children into a minivan) “This person fucks.”
Those people are too sleep deprived to fuck anymore.
Had no sex forced to buy an AMX
🤣🤣🤣
I think the AMX came first.
Had to get a VAN 🫵 NERD.
This is what we call a humblebrag
Oh good point
"It was either this or birth control."
One is cheaper
One goes deeper
You tend to go for the minivan once birth control can no longer help you.
That's a van
Wagons superior to SUVs
Vans are wagons with headroom. Minivans are that but sleek and efficient.
Can't bone in a car? Be the authentic you: Get a minivan.
Pretty sure all of us would be living happier lives today if someone had bought that asshole some birth control and a bus pass.
Too much fucken, going to go stuff another Turducken.
Kevin.
This specific model is a featured in the podcast Dungeons and Daddies
More like too stupid to use contraceptives.
How does democracy survive when fascists outbreed everyone?
Shoot fascists.
I like your energy!
Funny, fascists argue the same about ppl from african countries. Also how tf is this about the death of democracy now, I thought we were talkin about Minivanstickers
My fault....
Don't worry bout it :)
im genuinely so stupid i thought it meant they needed more space in their vehicle to fuck on the go 💔
I mean, it's a nice Idea! xD