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my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn't around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn't account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.
Good times.
Now I'm going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???
I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.
A salt lamp tasting like salt?
Say it ain't so!
Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.
Tajin makes everything better!
Now I want tajin watermelon. Speaking of which, if you’ve never tried putting salt on watermelon, it’s delicious. Somehow brings out the sweetness and juiciness.
Am Mexican, love putting salt or tajin on everything, maybe with some chamoy.
Mango, pineapple, apples, grapes, almost any fruit with tajin with/without chamoy is mouth watering. Never really just done just salt, I always add lime or lime/lemon salt if I don't want spice.
I've seen this meme before and I definitely have intrusive thoughts about licking my gf's Himalayan salt lamp. Still haven't tried it yet, even though she said I could when I jokingly brought it up, because I'm pretty sure it would be disappointing.
Surprise her by putting some hot sauce and lime juice on it and lick it clean.
Dude... rob them tf (/j)
Definitely never do that
See, now I want to do it even more.
Nah, I have hypertension. Can't do it.
If it's so obvious, your licking what they others date have licked previously ? No kink shaming, I'm just curious
If only they would know that Himalayan salt can be a great deodorant. (With some caveats)
I saw this post a few years ago and that's why I licked my friend's himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
Admit it, it gave you magic powers.
E. Be freaked out by said lamp and make a run for it.
I'd look through all their personal things to make sure they weren't trans.
What's the rush? You'll know soon enough.
That's the part I'd rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It's just not for me.
Oh you're serious.
ayo? 🤨
Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
E. What's a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?
One of these bois:
I don’t know if you’ve ever licked one, but I sure have.