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my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn't around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn't account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.
Good times.
Dude... rob them tf (/j)
Definitely never do that
See, now I want to do it even more.
Nah, I have hypertension. Can't do it.
If it's so obvious, your licking what they others date have licked previously ? No kink shaming, I'm just curious
If only they would know that Himalayan salt can be a great deodorant. (With some caveats)
E. Be freaked out by said lamp and make a run for it.
I'd look through all their personal things to make sure they weren't trans.
What's the rush? You'll know soon enough.
That's the part I'd rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It's just not for me.
Oh you're serious.
ayo? 🤨
Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it
Take apart their vape pens for the flashable MCUs, microphones, decent battery, and sweet magnets, and then bounce
E. What's a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?
One of these bois:
I don’t know if you’ve ever licked one, but I sure have.
And what's the experience like? One of the higher ups at my workplace has one in their office and I need to know if the risk is worth the reward
Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. Lick that salt on company time!
Probably not, but it’s admittedly odd to verify that a home furnishing is obviously also a lump of seasoning.
It's pretty salty but I think it's worth the risk.
Would recommend finding a spot to gradually erode away with repeated licking
It's literally a giant salt crystal with a light bulb in. I have no idea what it's supposed to do, or why it's got to be Himalayan.
It's pink, which is a pretty and uncommon color for salt from other places.
It's Himalayan and therefore oriental.
It's a crystal, but cheap (cause it's salt).
Some weirdos think crystals have beneficial magic properties just from being in their vicinity.
Combine those and you have the perfect mass-market object for white people to become obsessed with.
My husband's immediate response: "what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?"
spoiler
It's extra funny because he didn't care about how much of a ho I was.
Nah, he cares, it's the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That's only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.
Haha, your husband sounds like my husband:
Children?
Ya gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That's the game.
Drink their lava lamp.
I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can't look at a lava lamp the same again.
