E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Make sure you wrap your licker! You don't know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals! You could end up with ... Dry Tongue!
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Crawl under the covers and fall asleep?
I've done this lol
Now I'm going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???
I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.
Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.
Tajin makes everything better!
Now I want tajin watermelon. Speaking of which, if you’ve never tried putting salt on watermelon, it’s delicious. Somehow brings out the sweetness and juiciness.
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I saw this post a few years ago and that's why I licked my friend's himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
Admit it, it gave you magic powers.