Wonder how much the plumber's invoice came to.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
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Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn't the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma's ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time...
I didn't eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she's dead?
Maybe she'd be alive today if you did.
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Yeah they're supposed to sit above the water
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Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I'm pretty sure that's right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
As with anything, the dose makes the poison
Circa Survive intensifies
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Taking "Rest in piss" to a more literal level
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
This guy has disposed of a body before.
Based, but i wouldnt post it online, because it might be illegal.
How is flushing ashes illegal?
They're ashes of a person. Some places have laws against the desecration of human remains that would apply to ashes; flushing them down the toilet would probably count
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Here in Sweden you canβt keep human ashes. Itβs illegal. Iβd imagine flushing them would be a problem too.
Can't have shit in Sweden.
Human remains aren't allowed to be kept. I've no idea about human faeces.
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Really? So you can't keep the remains/an urn of their ashes? Does that also apply to things like when they make gemstones from ashes?
According to Skatteverket, a deceased must be cremated or buried within a month of death. If they get cremated, then the ashes need to be buried within a year. There can be exceptions, the page says
- Should the relatives be in disagreement about funerary arrangements
- In case a relative is unable to organise it, e.g. due to sickness
- In case a survivor is to be buried alongside
- In case the departed has donated their body, e.g. for science
No idea if you can turn loved ones into gemstones here, I'd assume not. I'd also assume that if you're waiting with burying the cremated remains of someone because they're to be laid to rest alongside a loved one, you're also not allowed to keep said remains at home.
That makes sense, it's just blowing my American mind, where an urn on the mantle is extremely commonplace. My brother and I both an urn with our mother's remains, for instance.
Right? I've a friend in England who has a little urn with some of their mother's ashes. I'm personally planning on keeping my dog's ashes when he passes. However, apparently keeping a human is a no-no.
Sweden has this rep of being very liberal and free, but there's a lot going on here that's baffling. We've got some of the highest drug related deaths in Europe, and every single party in parliament is for the heavy criminalisation of drug use. It's like the one thing they're all agreeing on. We even did some stop-and-frisk for a while!
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