I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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This tweet has a different feel now…
🎵"I love havin' sex, but I'd rather get some bread"🎵
I can feel the butter
But do you believe it's not butter?
I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.
Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.
Maybe they're like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.
Dissent kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.
Well now I'm tired and hungry.
It'll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic
Hi, is this bed still available?
Getting garlic bred on there 😏