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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 58 minutes ago

Nothing in the letter stipulates HOW MANY little candies you can give each child.

If there are lots of kids, I suppose some families might have trouble affording big bars, and feel peer pressure, but I suppose they could use it as a teachable moment for their kids. Anyway, most kids are happy with small candy as long as they get something. Even the toothbrush house is worth the walk up to the door.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Why are HOAs so obsessed with "consistency"?

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 4 points 42 minutes ago

Its another excuse to dull out fines

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 7 minutes ago

It's a euphemism for "control".

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

It's a safe way to live.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 1 hour ago

Or what, they'll put a lien on your house? Bet this HOA isn't doing all of the typical stuff HOAs are responsible for, but they have enough time and money to put together this letter.

[–] clanker_victim_555@lemmy.world 2 points 16 minutes ago

Encouraging, asking, request. It's not a rule because they know they can't make it stick. Hand out whatever you want.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

I have a fantasy where i get rich and hand out 5 lb chocolate bars one year.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)