People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
You absolutely must give out full size candy bars. What happens if Death visits?
Whenever I hear about “fun size” candy bars, I think of a quote from a stand-up comedian (whose name I can’t remember):
“What’s fun about less candy?”
He made a good point.
Encouraging, asking, request. It's not a rule because they know they can't make it stick. Hand out whatever you want.
Nothing in the letter stipulates HOW MANY little candies you can give each child.
If there are lots of kids, I suppose some families might have trouble affording big bars, and feel peer pressure, but I suppose they could use it as a teachable moment for their kids. Anyway, most kids are happy with small candy as long as they get something. Even the toothbrush house is worth the walk up to the door.
Why are HOAs so obsessed with "consistency"?
It's a euphemism for "control".
Its another excuse to dull out fines
dole
To give out, especially in portions or shares; allot or distribute. Often used with out: synonym: distribute.
I keep forgetting to never interact on here. Thanks for reminding me.
dull
Someone who responds with a correction and a definition like this.
I've got the feeling that the people who run insane HOAs have undiagnosed autism. Consistency, extreme rule following, and an exaggerated sense of justice are hallmarks of our kind. It's just boomers who never will know that about themselves cause they aren't "train city in the basement" flavored
It's a safe way to live.
Or what, they'll put a lien on your house? Bet this HOA isn't doing all of the typical stuff HOAs are responsible for, but they have enough time and money to put together this letter.
"land of the Free"
Whoever told you that is your enemy
I have a fantasy where i get rich and hand out 5 lb chocolate bars one year.
King size everything. There's even a special golden candy bar that wins you a king size mattress!
Beat me to it by 13 mins.