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Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. (lemmy.world)

submitted 23 hours ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

Yeah uh... FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.

I know this isn't exactly an Avengers level threat, but could you guys at least spare the Hulk?

[–] truxnell@quokk.au 7 points 2 hours ago

Bad day to have eyes

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

[–] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand why this is being upvoted.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 0 points 1 hour ago

Lemmycels yearn for the return to their birthing ground

[–] core@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago

11/10 no notes

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 hours ago

[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 19 points 10 hours ago

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 35 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

[–] wyrmsbane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This has got to be AI, right? Cause there's no way 🤣

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It predates AI by a bit but it isn't real.

Horses can't vomit

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

They can, that's how sickening this post is.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/ai-puking-horse

[–] othermark@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

It's a terrible day to be literate.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 36 points 14 hours ago

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Anon needs his hard drive checked.

[–] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 72 points 16 hours ago

[–] prex@aussie.zone 74 points 18 hours ago

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 35 points 16 hours ago

Hey maybe mark this as NSFW

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 111 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

[–] frog@feddit.uk 58 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.

https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/

I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 4 hours ago

Honestly this reassured me that it's just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.