Lady, it's ok. You can just tell people you're into watersports. Anyone who'd judge you for that isn't a friend anyway. You don't have to pretend it's woo-woo medicine.
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I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.
Ancient problems require ancient solutions.
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She's taking the piss with this one.
If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.
Sheβs doing it wrong. You donβt leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didnβt just do that.
If it's acid/salt that helps with a zit I'd rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face... There is no other way.
Roger that. Laying down now!
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Doesn't work. I've been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
Honestly, if you get athelete's foot, piss on your feet in the shower.
More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.
Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.
And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.
But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete's foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you canβt clear it itβs probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Piss in the shoes, got it.
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I'm fairly certain it's a base, not an acid, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I'm not saying you're wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.
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Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.
Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges
Meme stolen.
Most of urineβs benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.
Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.
Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.
There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn't shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.
The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby's crib so his wife wouldn't find it. And that's basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.
This news put a smile on my face.
Fuller was the name of the kid who seemed proud of pissing the bed in Home Alone.
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I'm going to start all my emails like that.
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.
You can thank me later.
I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.
My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel
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Bear Grylls would like to know your location
Literacy is a curse
Apple cider vinegar does the same (acid closes the cuticle and will seal in any oil you apply first, then make the hair look smoother / shiner) but the rinsed-out scent is much less offensive and even works well with some of the earthier perfumes like patchouli.
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I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial
That poor pillow
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