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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 14 minutes ago

I call him “Pedophile Trump”

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 33 minutes ago

I’ve adhered to that tradition because every president except this fucking guy also adhered to a level of decorum.

[–] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 2 points 14 minutes ago

I have never and will never refer to this fulvous fascist pedophile as "president" of anything aside from the global pedo club.

[–] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 3 points 28 minutes ago

Overeducated??? Leave it to followers of the cult of the Pedophile of the United States (POTUS) to use that as an insult.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

I don't have a sewing circle. What do I call him at my rifle club?

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 26 points 1 hour ago

Everyone should call him what he is: a rapist.

U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan, in his 24-page ruling Monday, said the jury found Trump raped Carroll "as the term is understood more broadly."

Source

He is also a felon.

The fact that he is president instead of being in prison for all his crimes does not change reality—it simply shows very clearly just how corrupt the U.S. is.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Oh, sorry. Chancellor Hitler.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 45 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Would've been nice if she'd outlasted trump

[–] III@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago

I am sure in the same way they always use "President Biden" and not "Sleepy Joe" or "President Obama" and not the N word.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

How do y'all call Trump in your countries? The most common nickname in hispanic america is "trompetas".

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

I call it pedonald, with no capital letter.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Ah yes the not my president/i didn't vote for him crowd telling us to respect the presidency.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Never forget focks nooz often only referred to him as Obama during his presidency.

Then they would lose their fucking shit anytime anyone didn't address the orange pedo as President.

What a bunch of fragile snowflakes

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

dotard anal lump

ok I used some letters twice.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Pfft like the king would give him a title

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Hey now. Unlike Pedophile Trump, a cunt has both depth and the capacity to give pleasure

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 132 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Overeducated is a slur in america

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago

To conservatives*

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Now now, literate is a slur.

Why learn twenty-six letters when the only important ones are U, S and A?

[–] durably465@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago

Overeducated in USA. I mean how is this possible?!

Did they find a way to learn and in the very same time to dodge bullet?!

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

The only possible valid reason one should ever feint respect for this cunt is if you are an important (foreign) official yourself and have no other choice then to work with the white house.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 46 points 4 hours ago

The OOP account reeks of ragebot to be honest.

No profile picture, decent grammar, lack of spelling errors and use of “sewing circle” instead of actual common conservative derogatory language.

The upper-limit of educated/wealthyish MAGA/Trump support base is absolutely not spending their time online frothing at the mouth over word choices, nor are they likely to call others in their cohort “overeducated.” 🤔

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 57 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

Nah, just cunt is enough.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 73 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

the most powerfull nation

I have my doubts about that claim

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Can't even keep open a strait

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

It's ok, just as long as they don't claim to be the most powerful.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago
[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 2 hours ago

When I see statements like this it makes me wonder if humans are actually multiple different species. I find it completely and totally offensive to show respect for someone based on a title, I respect people based on their character.

There is another, incompatible set of humans who see the world is the complete opposite way. They don’t care at all about the character, just the position. Authoritarians really are a fucking spineless group of lickspittles.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

We understand you're a bootlicking whiny bitch, mate

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Whole new usage of 'no true Scotsman'

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 hours ago

And if you don’t, so help me I’ll get out my phone and post another indignant rant.

[–] emigu@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I'm personally a big fan of the name Tangerine Palpatine

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Ha, I always liked 'the Fanta Menace."

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Don’t do our boy Sheev dirty like that.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

Demands like that from the kind of people who called Obama "Barry" and Biden "Brandon" just make me laugh

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 10 points 4 hours ago

So in my native language we change foreign names to fit into the grammatical structure better, and one way to change trump's name would be "trumpas" which is also our word for short :3

It's unrelated, but it's mildly funny

Mr. Agent Krasnov. Russian Ambassador in the White House.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. I'll just stick with calling it 'the pedophile'. The pile of shit doesn't even deserve any proper nouns at all. Call it what it is.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Claim to respect trump, but drop his highest title of “First Pedophile”, smh

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

That title is unbefitting his position. The technical title is Pedophile in Chief

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

We call him Putins Fleshlight.

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