Would that I had the confidence to leave the house with a crucifix necklace, Oakleys, bib overalls with no shirt, and a "SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE" trucker hat.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2026
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Those are Pit Viper glasses. You can wear Oakleys and not scream "douche nozzle" but Pit Vipers take you to the top of the bell tower and scream it to the whole town.
That's how far out of the sunglasses scene I am.
I'll take (my mediocre level of) intelligence over confidence any day of the week. That guys life is probably quite dull, and full of anger.
But yes, it would be relaxing oh my.
That guys life is probably quite dull, and full of anger.
You really have no way of knowing that.
"probably"
Going in a bit, it's just about 2 blocks away and takes all of 5 minutes. Not sure if they have anyone there early or of I have to find a other place. Being a small town it'd seem weird to have people sitting there all day for a dozen to walk through for a month ahead of time.
Yeah, but most of the races were uncontested. For the ones where the single candidate was a Republican, I wrote in "No Confidence". That didn't accomplish anything, but it made me feel smug.
Can’t vote till I’m off work.
No, and I have no intention to.
(I dont live in the US)
I miss when you couldn't just assume this guy's politics.
Really, you still shouldn't. I know a lot of people who you'd probably assume were MAGA that are far from it.
Why do people wait for the last day instead of voting early?
There are way less early voting locations and they typically close earlier, so they're (purposely) much less convenient to plan for. The one time I early voted, I waited in line for like two hours. They ended up staying open past the advertised close time so those of us still waiting in line could vote.
Meanwhile, this morning I went and voted at my normal location and it took like 20 minutes from parking to getting back in my car, and the poll workers there said it was the busiest they've seen so far.
I'm in an area that isn't under threat of having my vote invalidated
This. My area has long lines for early voting as there are only 4 polling locations for early voting. If I wait day of, after the before work morning rush, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes.
I vote by mail now in IL because we are not savages, but when I voted in person I always got up, threw some slob clothes on and went at like 6A or whatever when the place opened. In and out. Then I went home and got ready for work.
That's interesting. It's the opposite here. There's no line for early voting, but there's a small one for voting day. Early voting is just slightly more convenient.
In the US, we like to make voting a challenge. No election day holiday, polling places usually have hours within 9-5, and mail-in ballots are being postmarked late because of cost cutting in the USPS.
Early voting is one location deep in the city center with a 2 hour line, USPS can't be depended on to deliver a ballot in time. Day-of voting provides a local, low-traffic polling station.
Oof, early voting is 5 minutes away for me and usually has no line.
I'll go out on a limb and guess you're also not in a gerrymandered, voter supressed, GOP-led hellhole of a state. Sounds wonderful.
Well, for me I've been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).
Well, for me I've been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).
I hope you've been getting some cozy Wheel of Time reading in while you've been recovering from your sickness
But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?
Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.
I would vote for sentient poops in human suits before the fucking Nazi Fascist of MAGA/the GOP.
Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.
than most presumed-human dems honestly. and the ogres.
sometimes my schedule just doesn't align, or the early voting locations are a 3 minute bike ride away instead of right at the end of my street
disclaimer: not american
Because the hours for my early voting location are the same hours that I work.
Because Missouri hates me. Mail-in ballots are only for excused reasons. I would have voted early, but there wasn't a location that would be convenient for me. This morning, I was in and out in 5 minutes.
just your average golden cross wearer
I did, but I’ll still show hole. Hope he likes a pressed ham with gravy.
what a day to be able to read [shudders]
I want that hat.
Here's a lead, but it's Amazon and also currently unavailable:
https://www.amazon.com/Show-Butthole-Classic-Snapback-SMTBH/dp/B09R8VGBYK
Oh fuck that's classy I just wish listed that shit bro.
I tried but they were real dicks about me not having an address/phone number. Did take the envelope but I'm not real confident they'll actually count it
Does this man listen to the clown music??
And only drinks Faygo
I already voted early in florida, doing my part
And….he voted twice.
He listened to diaper Donnie, then?
I mean, I get the point being made but, that's a platform I can get behind though.