Same as it ever was. The uppers fuck up and labour has to do ethics and security training.
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I recently received an email from the office of Marco Rubio reminding me of the importance of ethical behavior as a government employee. My eyes couldn't have rolled back further in my head when I read that.
Some companies are just as ethically bankrupt all the way down to the mailroom.
Once, I worked at a place that had, and I kid you not: "Ethics awareness training."
Said presentation had a few slides dedicated to mandatory legal matters and that was it. Ethics? Training? Awareness? Nevermind all that, did you know that we've always had Eurasia as a loyal customer? I didn't stick around for very long.
If the leaders don’t take accountability or ethics seriously, why should the employees?
"I'll suck your dick if you click this link." Has a different ring to it.
Why is my company's cybersecurity training limited to simulated phishing emails and online courses?
Maybe next year's cybersecurity budget should include some for hot-looking models (of every gender).
Penetration testing just got another meaning
And additional threat layers.
And those added layers actually have the benifit of making boundary traversal more difficult.
IT security here. We tried, the CFO keeps denying our requests.
c-suite doesn't take those trainings. typically they will get all sorts of exceptions from IT too, because they are in charge.
Only the peon workers get secured/locked down IT stuff.
also hot babes are not going to bonk you for your company secrets unless you're in executive management.
Some things never change
Gotta deploy the "ugly" test in all such matters:
Would this situation be sus if the other party was unattractive to me?
You would not believe how many things this filters out. Sales, advertising, cons, youtube videos, instragram, tiktok nonsense, the list goes on.
someone that looks like that, I'm taking them to pound town.
he's so old and frail, it doesn't even look like he could fight back.
Something something you had me in the first half
To be fair, I'd fall for this too. Zero chance I'm turning her down
While being very old and married? Okay i guess
Not sure if you are making an argument for or against?
There's hooking up and then there's hooking up with someone you're in business with and helping her do illegal shit at the risk of your job.
With a golden parachute worth hundreds of millions, I’d be risking my job everyday.
Could've been me tbh
CEOs are the most targeted, and the least likely to doubt their own decisions.
Yeah, most of the NVIDIA employees are millionaires. I'm sure they'll be ok.
*Source, I do know a NVIDIA employee and he's well off now.
At least two amazon workers are millionaires too, i assume they all are
If you look up median, or average, net worth of Nvidia employees you will find that according to internal survey, at least 76% of employees are worth over 1 million dollars, with 50% being worth more than 25 million.
they own like 3 GPU or something?
at least
Shit, I mean they only have like 3 departments that actually need staff with their manufacturing pretty much entirely automated. Purchasing, sales, and r&d. Purchasing is likely a stressful job there and probably paid worse than the others. Sales is dwindling as they move more of their sales to long term b2b contracts. They probably have less people on that team than they used to, and those people are likely in charge of very large accounts. Then they have a very large very well paid r&d department.
All of this makes me wonder how many employees they even have. It can't be that many when compared to more traditional manufacturing industries.
Workforce Breakdown
• Research & Development (R&D): Roughly 31,000 employees (about 74% of the workforce) work in R&D and engineering.
• Operations & Support: About 11,000 employees handle sales, marketing, operations, and administrative roles.
• Geography: Approximately 55% of Nvidia's workforce is based in North America, with the remainder distributed across regions like South Asia and East Asia.
this data is from revelio labs, and seems to be acked up by Macrotrends and Yahoo Finance