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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Back left is king for simmering a sauce

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

On many modern ranges it is literally described as a simmer burner.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

What's crazy is this is exactly how I do it too... Front right for noods, back left for Sauce

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I use back left for basically everything. Keeps hot things away from curious kids. Back left gang!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's even more natural to handle when you have arms long enough, plus the angle of the handle doesn't make it dangle.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please don't stone me, but I mean it's good when you just want to put something on boil for several hours.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 4 points 11 months ago

Np I think this thread is for the hotdogs+ramen crowd maybe?

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What? I always default to the back ones since the splatter won't reach my clothes as easily from there

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 months ago

I also use the back ones since it is low likely that I'll hit a handle and have hot food flying about.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do aprons just not exist any more?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know anyone that actually uses one to be honest

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 1 points 11 months ago

Making Aprons is easier than adding as many pockets to everything.

Might come back as we get out of gambler-designed slave-made garment supply chain.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I use them when naked grilling because I don't want hot greasd burning my nuts.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Reasonable answer

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why wear special clothing to avoid the splatter when you can just not get splatter on you

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I take the same approach to software development. Why waste time debugging when you can simply not write any bugs in the first place? Mystified how nobody else ever thought of this before.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My friend, you can just put the pan in the back burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah it is an option but wearing special clothes for the splashes doesn't seem as necessary when you can just do a simple thing to avoid the splashes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

An apron is a very simple item that simply goes over the clothes and secures with a single, simple tie

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's just unnecessary if you just use the further away burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's just unnecessary if you just use an apron

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah those are the options. Use special clothiny for the splatters or just don't have the splatters. Second seems simpler imo

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you'll still have splatters.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Can't say I've noticed any but could be

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

I mean if you replace "not write bugs" with "write tests", this becomes a good metaphor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm with the others here, back left is great for just getting some shit boiling out of the way, or simmering for a while. Back right is the tiny useless little fucker that gets no play until Thanksgiving.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah. Back left is the only burned in the right size for my pasta pot. Back right is a copy of front left and thus uniquely useless.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Back right only gets used during canning season in our house.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

Back left is the second most used one in our house, cause it's the 2nd largest. No idea how universal that is...

[–] galmuth@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this an American thing? On my gas stove, the front left is rapid boil, front right is simmer, and the back two are normal.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

depends on the model of stove

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

I use that one specifically for sauces/gravy.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

All my elements are broken except back left.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

The size should be appropriate for the vessel. Things in the front require constant attention while the rear takes care of itself.