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My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard
Also, Broseph Goebbels!?
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Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.
I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor
A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Muster the Brohirrim
I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim
Brother
Brogasm
Brotendo
Peter Bropotkin
Brosa Luxembro
Nabroleon Bronaparte
Broletariat
Brogeois
Murray Brokchin
Broam Bromsky
Bro Bronham
Broger King
Brotato Salad
Ted Broczynski
The Unabromer
Stone Cold Steve Brostin
Samuel L. Broson
Brolon Musk
Broll Gates
Larry Brollison
Richard Broson
Xbox Three Broty
Super Broio Bros
Rick and Broty
Brotin Luther
Brocifer
Brocephalus
BroDHD
Bropression
Broncology
Brostate
Broegnant
Broetus
Brocus Aurelius
Brosar
Brolexander the Bro
Brolemagne
Brona Lisa
Brocasso
Brogor Strabroski
Brozart
Brolcom X
Brosmond Tutu
Broson Mandela
George Broshington
Bromas Brofferson
Brolexander Hamilbro
You had me at broletariat, bromrade
Seize the means of broduction!
bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro
I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here 😆
Just thought of one to add to the list.
Broticus Maximus
edit:
Broacula
Broski
Broinator
Et tu, Brote?
If you're gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.
Yeah I would never use any of these lol. Just wanted to add to the list.
Brohemian Rhapsody
Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?
Try bronana peel
One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe
Edit: Annie Broakely
Brothello
Broatmeal
Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette
Brother Brothalamew the Third
Bronana Peel
Mike Brozowski
- Han Brolo
- Brohan Solo
Am I missing something or is this a mistake?
Ivan Broesky
Brocephus!
brotox
Brochacho
Bro beans suspiciously absent.
Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny
Brocante
Don't forget Bro-senpai.
Brophylaxis / Brophylactic
Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.
In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.
Brokeback mountain
Thanks for extending my list lol
Brometheus, bringer of fire
Bromine.
You seem to have come to the right place.