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Anon is not a merciful cod (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>Be me working at gamestop
>parent asks for a game called "cod"
>tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" 
there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have
>have ton of copies in the back
>we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free
>she buys three brand new copies of this game
>she comes back after christmas
>all three copies have been opened
>no refund because you opened them 
>a kid out there received 3 copies of a fucking fishing game for Christmas
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Who opened the games?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who was dog?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, bear was dog, how can that be?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Blows my mind how many people remember that shitty clerks cartoon

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The kid desperatly hoping it was a joke.

[–] Metype@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

I still have a copy of Minecraft: XBox One Edition I got for Christmas one year. I have never in my life owned an XBox One and I felt bad for my grandmother who did her best.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anon contributes to the downfall of GameStop, therefore sinking the memestock he really banked on for his retirement.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

He sold 3 unreturnable copies, sounds like he did the store a favor lol

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you ask someone for something and use an abbreviation instead of spelling it out, you deserve what you get

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 1 points 11 months ago

Of couse not, if I was the parent I'd be furious for having my child Christmast ruined by this asshole.