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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

if I know anything there’s an easy keeper soul you can get right away.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know a nice serpent man who'll help you overthrow the sun if you ask nicely

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

so grossly incandescent an idea!

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It always came off to me as a senile old man with dentures

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

ha yes for real.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In DS1 it's a fire keeper soul. Unless there's a place like this in DS3 that I'm not remembering lol

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

no no. you are correct i just misremembered!

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, no, no go away! We don't want any more ghosts, ruins, or ancient evils.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And what about very old fiends?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

“Ruindalf!”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

did they bring cheese?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

Maaaybe just one more little ghost town

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

The evils will probably seem slightly annoying by today's standards

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

The well is deeper than you think!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Why do these two look similar?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

For a second I thought you were speaking welsh

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I trained in Dark Souls for this

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Make sure to curse yourself before going so you can actually fight the ghosts.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evicted a whole bunch of fish? "Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!" "This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where'd you go?" "Breaking news... the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky."
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
"My legs MY LEGS!!"

We're just angering all the marine life now.

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dreitausend Euro Miete kalt in München

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Warmmiete ist dobbelt wegen... ähm... krieg?

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I saw this on Doctor Who last night.

Tap for spoilerCurrently rewatching Peter Capaldi’s years with my wife and last night’s episode was Under the Lake (s09e03). For those unaware, the episode takes place in a town that got completely submerged underwater.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea - but where specifically is this?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

How many people are gonna get to the end only to die in the bottomless pit because they never killed a dog?

is this the wales village that Liverpool drowned?

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

This is how World War Z got started.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you think about it, Herculaneum was technically a village frozen in time.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looks like the deya village ruins in botw/totk

Now I’m gunna go play one of those.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

drought's peek-a-boo