So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
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Step 1: Marble
Step 2: Gilded shit
Step 3: Whatever, done.
The genius of Trump's classy design taste.
It's basically the Trinity Broadcasting Network aesthetic, only with more makeup and worse hair.
I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot
That's on brand for USA. They don't call it a "third world country with a gucci belt" for nothing.
It’s so on-brand, it hurts.
The toilet's right next to a low window...
I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities ~~with gold stucco dragons around their portraits~~ in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?
Well it's ruined in both regards. It's unusable and it looks like trash now.
We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after
Very common in the Middle East.
Keep his left hand cleaner.
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Dictator Chic.
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
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The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing
I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?
Well first, you have to take your socks off
And expose my piggies!?
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
I came here to make this joke. It's impossible to have an original idea on the internet. Kudos to you for beating me to it sir!
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
More like lincolon
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Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.
Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
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I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.
Gold look good in many places.
Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures
And anywhere grifters think it looks good. They have the absolute WORST sense of design.
Hmmm do like it on my electronics. 🤤
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Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?
You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs
Damn..Graceland isn't even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.
Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.
Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?
Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
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